Dear Writers of this Episode, No, Fuck You! Signed, Everyone who actually liked this show. Outside of the big problem (that this is a bad episode of TNG,…
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Archer has to stop Terra Prime from firing on Earth. Still too complicated, but the core plot makes a bit more sense this time around. But the main…
The formation of the Coalition of Planets creates a bit of stress on Earth. The villain here is straight out of a James Bond film. He has a…
Archer steals the USS Defiant from the Tholians. The first half is a bit lost, with the only highlight being a Gorn fight - nice callback sure, but…
Commander Archer leads a mutiny to take command of the ISS Enterprise. So, remember 668 episodes ago, when the Tholians tried to steal the USS Defiant? It turns…
Archer acquires three slave girls, apparently traded for most of his brain cells. Archer and Reed (among others) wander around the ship panting after three Orion Slave Girls,…
Enterprise has to stop the Klingon’s from destroying their own colony to stop the virus. Phlox may need an ethics refresher. While I agree with him on the…
Phlox is kidnapped by someone who needs his medical expertise. Ever since *Star Trek: The Motion Picture*, Star Trek fans have been plagued by one question - why…
Stopping the Romulan ship means finding an Aenar to help. Dammit, does everyone except humanity have a secret subspecies? We might be feeling a bit left out. A…
Archer assembles a fragile alliance to hunt down the Romulan probe. One of my narrative weaknesses - I love a good origin story. It’s clear now that this…