This is going to suck

[A writer from *Lost* and the creator of *Alias* are writing the movie adpatation for Stephen King’s *The Dark Tower* series](http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/02/26/stephen-king-confirms-the-dark-tower-movie/). How many ways are there to point out that these are *exactly* the wrong people for this series. Clint Eastwood or no one!