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10 per cent of UK residents want to be an author. Fewer want to be an astronaut or sports personality.

A guide to cleaning stains out of your carpet.

A bedside table that converts into a baseball bat and shield.

No more needs to be said.

A list of terrifying facts about the mindset of this year’s university intake.

How to make your own chinese finger trap.

I’m 58% bionic.

The new Transformers remake of Soundwave includes a working MP3 player.

A watch with perpetual calendar and longitude functions.

Plans for a 13,000 foot high, one million person building. Personally whenever I see these I just wonder exactly how long the complete collapse of sociey that cyberpunk predicts is going to take.

Got a reply-paid envelope? Try putting this 16 page leaflet in. (Probably not safe for work due to cartoon nudity).

Nine shows with big revamps at the end of Season 1. Explanation of RetCon.

A massive shopping centre is being built just next to the Ka’abah in Mecca.

A writer from Lost and the creator of Alias are writing the movie adpatation for Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series. How many ways are there to point out that these are exactly the wrong people for this series. Clint Eastwood or no one!

Facebook costs Australia $5b a year. By the same methodology I could say that the human digestive tract costs Australia $7.2b a year…

Try this set of Russian nesting dolls.

R2-Beer2.

Currently I’m spending a lot of time waiting for models to finish running. Maybe this is the answer.

A beautiful motorbike.

Try this new laptop with four processor cores. Honestly, I don’t just need it to play games!